Fnarr! But spending your dosh on this seedy sim ain't funny. Those huge sprites look great static but their animation isn't so hot - there aren't even any knockdowns, they just crouch in agony!

The simple slugging action's less of a contest than your average Frank Bruno fight. Just keep jabbing continuously and the thickie compiter opponents keep walking straight into your fist!

This quirk also ruins the two-player game, as no-one is willing to attack!