Amazingly this pile of old tosh was licensed from an obscure coin-op. It even won a ZZAP! Tacky award (remember them?).

Eight athletic events involve waggling forwards and backwards, but they're bugged to hell. A seemingly perfect throw often goes a pathetically short distance.

The graphics are so bard, they're funny - unlike the supposedly comical interlude screens. This grotesque game will definitely give you the hump!