Michael Jordan and Larry Bird may be the megastars of the NBA, but their computer game wouldn't even make junior league.

There's no proper basketball match, it's just three dull sub-games: one-on-one, 3-point shooting and a slam-dunk contest. The latter's the most interesting of a rotten bunch with the choice of several fancy dunks, including the famous Air Jordan. Not that that take much doing; just careful timing of the fire button.

With minimal gameplay and wobbly graphics, it makes a complete mockery of the two heroes - blimey. Jordan's hair's even turned white!