Copyright/Publisher: Capcom/Go!/Software Creations, Programmed by:
Artists: Andrew Threlfall & Mark Wilson, Musician: Tim Follin,
Release Year: 1989, Genre: Weird Sports, Number Of Players: 1 or 2
Ever since you were a piddling little space cadet in short skin-tight trousers
and a latex balaclave hat, you've had one really special dream.
Remember those jerks who say you don't dream in colour - well they're wrong.
This dream comes in glorious MGM technicolour, in colours so bright and strong
you'd have to be a blind pygmy hippo with a bucket over its head to miss 'em.
It's big, it's red, it's got shiny black wheels, it goes like a dream and it's mega
... no ... ultra cool.
Course, a car that sophisticated, with Laser Enhanced Destruction (LED to you,
mate), self-opening ashtray, electric tootbrush, aftershave and travel Scrabble
don't come cheap. It comes dead expensive, actually, and you (humble, hungry, two-bit
parking attendant) haven't got the dosh.
Or that's what you think. Yeah well - one bright, sunny day, a fat fairy godmother
with a big cheesy grin and horrible yellow teeth, comes lolloping into your life,
hands you a half-eaten hamburger (no pinching), waves her wand, grabs the hamburger
back, and lollops off - leaving a brand, spanking, shiny, fantastically trimmed,
lean, clean firing machine in your life. It's even got furry dice.
Nest thing you know you're pitting your wits against the smoothest, coolest, least
clean-shaven dudes in town in the LED Storm Sky City race. Brrrrooooooooom!
As everybody worth their latex balaclava knows, this is THE race of the season.
Survive all nine vertically scrolling levels and you're a well-hard, mega-man with
pots of money who never needs to spend another day parking cars in his life.
All you have to do is negotiate your fab machine across terrifying city terrain,
coral reefs, precipitous mountain roads and devastatingly devious desert terrain.
If you wannt win (and boy, do you want to win) you've got to make sure that you
grab all the energy bonuses, fuel canisters and invulnerability capsules and avoid
all the juggernauts, pesky frogs (frogs?) that try to explode you, push you off
the highway or slow you down. Oh yeah - and if you don't jump to avoid those gaps
and canyons slap, bang in the middle of the track, you're dogmeat. Right?
If anyone out there's a Spy Hunter freak (like me) then get on your running shoes
and sprint down to your local software shop right away - this game is definitely
for you. It's not just incredibly playable - it's got loads and loads of extras
(frogs, bullying juggernauts, canyons, energy pods) which give all that mega-
playability an even more exciting edge.
The Amiga version's slightly more faithful to the coin-op but I've got a real
soft spot for the 64. The full-screen parallax scrolling, really brilliant
soundtrack and totally absorbing gameplay make this my fave game of the month.
Basically, whichever computer you've got, the message is this - do a headstand on
a bed of nails rather than give this a miss.
There I am minding my own business and thinking things like 'I wonder if the next
Capcom conversion is goingo be as good as Bionic Commando' and 'I wonder what
I'll have for tea' or 'When are'... (get on with it, Maff - Ed) and that sort of
stuff, when LED Storm comes along and I'm glued to my chair for a couple of hours
'cos I refuse to play anything else.
Both versions really capture the brilliant atmosphere of the coin-op, the
sound just blows you away and the gameplay is more addictive than a crateful of
cherry cokes on a dead hot day. If you want to do yourself a favour, get this NOW.
Yaay! Get into some leather, rip up the road and have a fabbo, triff'n'brill
time. This has to be one of the fastest, most unusual and dead addictive racing
games I've seen in ages. The graphics really capture that sense of racing up
the highways, overtaking everybody, shouting really naff things and not giving
a monkey's whether anybody get out of the way.
There are loads of clever little touches like having to waggle your joystick
to get those croaking froggies off your bumper and the music on both versions
(especially on the 64) is absolutely drill. Unless you want to miss out on a
stonking good time, get this NOW.
THEM THERE TRACKS||
LEVEL 1 - CAPITAL CITY
Sky-high interstellar flyover with dangerous gaps.
LEVEL 2 - NETWOOD CITY
Rocky desert landscape opening into treacherously narrow valleys.
LEVEL 3 - CORAL SEA
Track over a massive coral reef, Coral monsters and gaps.
LEVEL 4 - BIG CAVE TUNNEL
Deep inside a huge cavern. Juggernauts and breaks in the track.
LEVEL 5 - RUINS DESERT
Be careful to follow the path. Avoid statues and dinosaur bones.
LEVEL 6 - MILLION VALLEY
Road stage with lots of narrow spaces and holes in the tarmac.
LEVEL 7 - THUNDER ROAD
Outdoor scene with loads of death-defying drops.
LEVEL 8 - MARINE SNOW PIPEWAY
Inside a large angled pipe, over a seething backdrop. Watch out for crates and grease.
LEVEL9 - SKY CITY
The final frontier - under cover of clouds.