Phwooaarr! The Paras! Go round, looking well and truly haarrd, with your red beret and your skinhead, and go up to all the decent totty and say 'Oi! I'm a Para! Fancy an arm-wrestle?'

Just think, though. How did they get to be so big and muscly? Yeag, that's right. Loads and loads of really hard training, that' show. And you can find out just how hard by playing Para Assault Course.

There's a choice between four different course, each one more difficult than the previous one. a one or (simultaneous) two player joystick-waggler, it's not too bad, with above average sprites and smooth scrolling, as well as a decent title track and passable effects.

If you like Combat School but don't have enough bread, this is a decenet (and seven quid cheaper) alternative.