Get into your helmets and shinpads, peeps, 'cos a match that's gonna give a whole new meaning to the cold war is about to begin. Yup, the US of A and the USSR are about to take on one another on in the ice hockey challenge of the year. Da-daaa...

Hold it! Don't start trying to bully off right away. Pick the number of players, team size (one-on-one or five-on-five) and the length of match first. Ready?

Right then - you're on a horizontally scrolling rink, you can try wrist shots, slap shots, faceoff, drop passing, body and poke (oo-er) checking. There are penalties for roughing and crosschecking, icing and offsides.

In the five-a-side game, you have the chance to switch between three different teams of players (with different strengths and weaknesses) at any time. You always control either the goalkeeper or one other player.

Got that? Right then, get mean, get lean, get out there and GET GOING.

Most decent team sports sims let you switch control between the different players - I can't really see why you should leave that out of an ice hockey sim. It's not that easy to get to grips with the shooting controls either - dead annoying when you've got a computer opponent really into scoring goals. Only for really dedicated sport fans who shout 'ugga ugga' a lot.

Whaddya mean, you're all going to shout, aren't there loads of options? Well yeah, there are loads of options but what really counts is the gameplay - and that's not so hot when you can't switch players, when some of the passing and shooting controls are far too awkward and you move a tad-ette too slowly around the screen.

Still, if you're getting this for the two-player game you might squeeze a bit of fun out of it - just not as much fun as you might have had. Aaah, what a shame!