Nowt like it, is there? A nice bit of sport in the summer. Brush away the cold, winter cobwebs, rub the linseed oil into the more creaky bits of your personage, and get yourself out on a field.

Ah, but spare a thought for our future generations. Trussed up like battery hens in cramped little domes, struggling to make a living - struggling, indeed, to survive. What fun do they get when the central heating's turned up and the blue light is shone onto the ceiling? Quite a bit, as it happens.

One of their favourite pastimes in the warmer months is the annual SPEEDBALL league. A mixture of the best parts of football and rugby (two outdated Twentieth Century sports), the rules are dead simple.

Played either against the central computer system or on a one-to-one basis, each player controls a team of five robots, one of them guarding the goal. The object is plain: using any means at your disposal, disgorge a small, metallic Speedball into the opposition's net.

The opposing team, meanhile, is attempting to stop you, again, by any way possible, be it by deflecting the ball, interception or just downright violence. There's no such thing as a referee in this sport, so it's basically anything goes, no-holds-barred action. Phwoar!

The computer keeps the game time, stopping the match at the end of the allotted span. Should any injuries, stoppages, etc result from the game, an amount of extra time is played.

During the match, a number of different icons appear on the pitch, designed to aid the team quickest to retrieve them. Bonuses include freezing the opponent's players, reversing the joystick and generally making play extremely difficult for the disadvantaged adversary.

And that's Speedball. It may sound crude, uncouth and physically impossible, but that's beacuse it is. Why do you think that the players are beheind control panels while a bunch of tin cans run around and get smashed to bits? For all these blokes almost wiped out mankind - they're not daft enough to get hurt themselves!!!

Almost everything in this game is true to its larget counterpart, although obviously scaled down to a degree in the presentation department. So instead if superfluous fancy graphics and amazingly elaborate but totally irrelevant effect at the expense of gameplay, what we have in Speedball is a piece of software that looks good, sounds great and is an absolute scorcher in the addiction department.

The gameplay is fast and furious, and while being difficult enough against the computer, it's even harder when you play someone who's really practised for a bit. Speedball is great and that's my final word.

Smooth scrolling floors, marvellous (not to mention extremely fit) sprites, exemplary reproductions of the 16-bit ditties and effects, and, most importantly, that outstandingly pacey gameplay. Nothing has been lost in the transition from 512 to 64k, it's all here.

Even all of the help icons have been retained! The format is very similar to all of those birds-eye view footy games that we've seen and slated recently, but Speedball is a classic, and deserves to sell loads and loads, cos it's really good.

I'm suprised how close the two versions are, in fact. Because apart from the graphics and sound the game is exactly the same! Ok, well perhaps nout quite, but near enough to keep me sitting there chucking balls into other people's goals.

I do have one moan to make, and that's that when more than one of your robots is on screen at any one time and the ball is in the air, the computer can't make its mind up over who to give control to. But that is the only derogatory thing that I can say about an otherwise, er, brill fab and triff chuckaround.