Brrr, it's enough to give you cold feet all right. Sluggish controls make the dull events even dodgier.

Biathlon is boring with the course repeated four times, the Bobsled overturns at the sligtest error, Ski Jump's about as good as Eddie Edwards without his glasses, Downhill Sliing's too slow, and Slalom's just about playable.

Not a patch on its summer counterpart. Why Ian gave it 60% last ish (on the Olympad Collection) is a mystery he's got snow on the brain?